Philosophising while lying in bed.

I’m off to London tomorrow, so I’m spending today lying around, to save all the physical exertion for then. Descartes claimed he did his best thinking while lying in bed, which was his excuse for lying in until 11 o’clock most of his life. Maybe because the pain relief is working well today, I wouldn’t say I was having my very best thoughts, but they are varied.
Something occurred to me after writing an email to my Dad (yes, believe it or not, I have one of those) twenty minutes ago, and telling him to read my latest blog. It was only after posting the email that I thought to check the Blog’s stats page, and noticed that someone had recently read it in Romania. Maybe that was my father?
Thinking more about it, I realised that even though I can guess who a lot of you are that read this, I’ve been surprised how many people, from countries all ’round the world, are interested in what I have to say. It just goes to show that Zooty was right all along (see blog number one), luckily she is extra cute when she’s smug.
Now I have such a wide audience, there is a little pressure to keep writing something interesting, but today I’m medicated enough to not let that bother me (who reading thinks I might be self-medicating, re the last blog? Let’s consider that confidential).
What can I tell you? I watched a documentary about Physics (both astro and quantum) this morning, and jotted down a couple of notes, “Time still exists in vacuum”, and, “Light is a wave moving through the medium of time.” You may feel free to contact me if any of you have an explanation about what any of that means. In return, watch this space, I’ll let you know if I figure out if it is, or is not, total nonsense.
What else have I been up to? This may confirm me to be a complete nurd/geek to many of you, but recently, partly in in an effort to avoid Alzheimers, I learned to solve a Rubix Cube. I spent a little time this morning repeatedly solving it, trying to get my time down to under two minutes (the record, I believe, is under five seconds!). That’s just the sort of party animal I am.
Thank you all, for patiently reading my ramble. I promise that I will get this blog on to my bigmonkeycult.com website some time soon. I may need a little help from one of my computer gurus, which shows that I am not a total nurd/geek (no offence intended to my brother, sister, and transgender nurd/geeks out there)
Look out for another blog soon, and may all of you have a great and memorable weekend.
Mojo, mojo,

Zero

Me, and medical marijuana.

Around the world, more and more countries are allowing people to relieve their suffering by legally self-medicating with marijuana (or cannabis, ganja, weed; what ever you want to call it). In this country (the United Kingdom), however, the government’s official position says; “Cannabis is not recognised as having any therapeutic value under the law in England and Wales…” (http://www.release.org.uk/law/uks-law-medical-cannabis)
In recent years there have been clinical studies, that support hundreds of years of anecdotal evidence, confirming that marijuana is of great benefit to people suffering from a very wide range of health problems. That is probably why so many enlightened countries are rethinking their drug laws, to allow their citizens to benefit from medical marijuana.
I don’t imagine the present, closed minded UK government will be following these other countries down the legal medical marijuana path anytime soon. After all, this is the same government that refuses to listen to any of its own expert advisers, on any subject, if their advice contradicts the government’s own dogmatic ideology. This must be why UK law says marijuana has no therapeutic value, when I know from personal experience that the opposite is the case.
As someone who lives in constant pain, I have used a variety of pain killers over the years, some more effective than others, but most have unpleasant side-effects. The only side-effects of marijuana that I’ve come across, are feelings of happiness, and occasionally a case of ‘the munchies’.
My doctor is free to legally supply me with opiates, both natural and synthetic. For years I used fentanyl patches. Fentanyl, for those that don’t know, is artificial heroin (actual heroin, by the way, can also be legally used medicinally, only then they call it diamorphine), and after a few years of constant use, the side-effects made me so ill, that I had to change medication. I transferred (with great effort and suffering on my part) to oxycodone, another synthetic analgesia, which after only a couple of months had made me so depressed, that I had to abandon that treatment. Now, even though I’m trying to come off it (see other blogs below) I take one of the oldest and most powerful of them all, morphine. You can imagine how bad the side-effects are, when you consider how hard I’m working to come off the drug.
In my particular case, the above drugs are the ones I take 24/7, to keep the pain at bay. If I am unusually active, if I want to go visit friends for example, I take even more analgesia (oramorph or tramadol at the moment), with its detrimental effect on my health. There is also a very real danger of overdosing on this toxic stuff.
With marijuana, there are no detrimental side-effects, only positive ones, and if I am sensible, I can keep taking marijuana until I simply fall asleep, with no danger of taking a fatal dose. If marijuana is taken on its own (I personally would never combine it with tobacco) using a vaporiser, there is no combustion, smoke, or danger of cancer. Even my doctor (unofficially) approves of this.
In this country, I am in the ludicrous position, that my doctor can prescribe for me powerful pain killers that ultimately make me ill, but not a natural remedy that I know makes my daily life so much better. The National Health Service (NHS) pays for the opiates, but even if I pay for my own marijuana (which I can’t really afford in the amounts I need, even if I could find a regular and reliable supplier), I am risking imprisonment.
Medical Marijuana on the NHS would be my dream come true.
Some of you may wonder how I can be so sure that medical marijuana would be so beneficial to me, and as an answer I will tell you a short story (you, and any police reading, can decide if it’s fiction). Last time I was in the USA, I landed in California, which has long been at the forefront (but not without an ongoing battle) of medical marijuana. I have a friend who lives there, who has her own health problems, and uses marijuana that she gets from a number of legal sources.
Unknown to me, before I even arrived, she had been along to one of these medical marijuana suppliers and explained to them my position and condition. Even though it was not strictly legal for them to do so, but because these people genuinely want to relieve people’s suffering, they supplied me with two different types of marijuana (one that allowed me to be active, and a stronger one for when the pain got so bad I just needed to drift away).
Thanks to my good friend, and her suppliers, it was one of the best and certainly the most comfortable trip to the states I have ever had. Here and now, I would sincerely like to thank all involved, particularly my friend (you know who you are, but I think it’s best to keep you anonymous, so as not to incriminate you).
In November, Californians are going to vote on wether to legalise both medical and recreational marijuana use. They are not the only US state considering going down the path that Colorado took (which appears to have worked out very well), and here in Europe many countries have already, at the very least, decriminalised personal use of marijuana.
By comparison, the UK is a backward country, whose laws are at odds with all the evidence. Why does my government prefer me to suffer pain, when something as simple as marijuana could help me, and so many others? Will the day ever come when I can relieve my pain with marijuana, perhaps from plants I have grown myself, without the risk of criminal prosecution?
Love & peace,
Zero

Ok, it’s time to get political.

If you really pushed me to categorise my political point of view, I would probably say I’m a left wing anarcho-surrealist. While you are figuring out what that means, I would like to discuss the state of society, and my personal experiences of living within it.
Anyone paying attention to the news in general, will probably have noticed right wing ideology everywhere. The Tories appear to be managing a vast redistribution of wealth, benefiting the richest, at the expense of everyone else. They seem to be using Orwell’s novel 1984 as a guide to governing (read it, it has everything from the lottery to the eternal war on terror).
The world can be bleak.
My everyday life, however, is far from bleak, in spite of being in constant pain, and at the bottom(ish) of the economic ladder. The stereotypical image of a person with my problems, is not usually a happy one, in the current climate.
What makes the difference in my life are my wife, and my friends. Also, I am not the only beneficiary of this friendship, as all my friends are happy to help each other out. It goes further than that though, as I and loads of my friends are the sort of people who will help out a stranger if they needed it. My friends and I are not unique in the world, we have all been helped by a stranger at one time or another. This led me to the conclusion that there is a secret society of friendly strangers at work in the world.
It turned out to be the Big Monkey Cult (but more about that another day).
Isn’t a society of friendly strangers just socialism by a fluffier name? My friends and I look out for each other, but life can still be a struggle when the rich are stealing from the rest of us. That’s why, when Jeremy Corbyn became Labour leader, a genuine socialist, I decided to give politics one last chance to fix society. I did something I never thought I would do, and joined the Labour Party, but only for as long as Corbyn is leader.
I don’t expect any of you to join the Labour Party, although I know quite a few of you have (if, on the other hand, you want to join, you can do so here; https://join.labour.org.uk), and it has more members than any other UK political party. I would ask you, however, if you are able, and share my point of view, to take every opportunity to vote Labour at tomorrow’s election (and every election up to and including the next general election).
If you like what Jeremy Corbyn has to say, but you believe the propaganda that he is unelectable, then as a favour to me, please go out and vote Labour anyway.
If you think there is no point in voting (a view I shared during the Blair years), then as a personal favour to me, please go out and vote Labour.
If, on the other hand, you are of a more right wing persuasion, then take my word for it, it would be better for us all if you stayed home and didn’t vote at all.
If Corbyn (and Bernie Sanders in the USA), and Labour can’t save us democratically, then I think things could turn very nasty. My wife, friends, and I will probably be ok, looking after each other, surviving until civilisation returns, but we’ll probably have to turn to piracy.
Love & peace,
Zero